ScienceCache

Vol. 156
2003 Year in Review: Medicine
Dec. 24, 2003
(sung to the tune, Must Be Santa)

Who's doing research that's saving lives?
Strong's doing research that's saving lives!

Who's got a study to wipe out herpes?
Strong's got a study to wipe out herpes!

No more herpes, saving lives,
Must be Strong, must be Strong,
Must be Strong......Strong Health.

Who's got a Kyss to help our youth?
Strong's got a Kyss to help our youth!

Who's got a robot to zap the tumors?
Strong's got a robot to zap the tumors!

Zapping tumors, Kyss for youth,
No more herpes, saving lives,
Must be Strong, must be Strong,
Must be Strong......Strong Health.

Who is tapping the power of touch?
Strong is tapping the power of touch!

Who's got funding to stop the tangles?
Strong's got funding to stop the tangles!

Stop the tangles, tapping touch,
Zapping tumors, Kyss for youth,
No more herpes, saving lives,
Must be Strong, must be Strong,
Must be Strong......Strong Health.

Who's got the know-how to stop our pain?
Strong's got the know-how to stop our pain!

Who's the best at making babies?
Strong's the best at making babies!

Making babies, stop the pain,
Stop the tangles, tapping touch,
Zapping tumors, Kyss for youth,
No more herpes, saving lives,
Must be Strong, must be Strong,
Must be Strong......Strong Health.

Berch and Mox and Ignaki and Yan,
Bill and Yuhchyau and Howard and Jeffrey,

NIH funding shows the way,
Patent dollars come here we pray!

Who has found how tea fights cancer?
Strong has found how tea fights cancer!

Whom do we thank for healthy knees?
Strong we thank for healthy knees!

Healthy knees, tea and cancer,
Patent funding, Berch and Mox,
Making babies, stop the pain,
Stop the tangles, tapping touch,
Zapping tumors, Kyss for youth,
No more herpes, saving lives,
Must be Strong, must be Strong,
Must be Strong......Strong Health.

Who led the team to knock out blood clots?
Strong led the team to knock out blood clots!

Who has a team to stamp out HIV?
Strong has a team to stamp out HIV!

Who put the chill on all those hot flashes?
Strong put the chill on all those hot flashes!

Who put the safety back in seafood?
Strong put the safety back in seafood!

Safe seafood, chilling flashes,
HIV, dissolve blood clots,
Healthy knees, tea and cancer,
Patent funding, Berch and Mox,
Making babies, stop the pain,
Stop the tangles, tapping touch,
Zapping tumors, Kyss for youth,
No more herpes, saving lives,
Must be Strong, must be Strong,
Must be Strong......Strong Health.

Who does the surgery to bring back sight?
Strong does the surgery to bring back sight!

Who is saving children's lives?
Strong is saving children's lives!

Who's got the goods on the roots of autism?
Strong's got the goods on the roots of autism!

Autism's roots, saving lives,
Bring back sight,
Safe seafood, chilling flashes,
HIV, dissolve blood clots,
Healthy knees, tea and cancer,
Patent funding, Berch and Mox,
Making babies, stop the pain,
Stop the tangles, tapping touch,
Zapping tumors, Kyss for youth,
No more herpes, saving lives,
Must be Strong, must be Strong,
Must be Strong......Strong Health.